Post by hungrycrow on Feb 23, 2014 23:30:47 GMT
Yolo asks Hugo to assemble the residents of Thel Dinge. His sisters mean while make a feast, small enough to not impact the stockpile of food yet more than meager. They also take three of Yolo's bottles of wine.
Mary: Won't he notice?
Jaime: When is the last time our idiot brother got his own bottle out of his stash? Just remember to say "Yolo we have been telling you for weeks you were almost out", You know he is too brain addled to remember anyways.
Mary: Alright. I'd be good for him to dry out for a bit anyways. I will remember him when I pray. Maybe he won't be such a pain in the ruffles this time. He gets so grumpy when he is getting sober.
Jaime: Yes, you do that. Pray but don't expect it to help much.
Mary: I don't know you might be surprised
Yolo's sisters set up the room and serve the feast along with some wine for all who want some. Than placing the last bottle aside bring two conga drums out onto the stage. They straighten their appearance and begin to play.
Top tu ta ta ta ta ta
Top tu ta ta ta ta ta
*Yolo prances out onto the stage like young horse learning how to use its legs.*
Please allow me to introduce ourselves
We are children of the Thane
Yes we know it's been a long hard year
Now we've come to restore your faith
You were round when goblins raged
Had your moment of doubt and pain
We made sure the goblins
Where gone then we fixed the walls and the gates
Here to serve you
Children of the Thane
We're here helping you
Our goals they are the same
We docked around a week or so
When we heard it was time for the Thange
Killed the worgs and their riders
All the goblins screamed in vain
We got tanks *Yolo points at Rex Hunn*
and scouts that flank *Yolo points at Malekith D'Kurse*
When the blizzard ends
you'll have us to thank
Here to serve you
Children of the Thane, oh yeah
We're here helping you
Our goals they are the same, oh yeah
*his dragonette familiar flits among the rafters occasionally letting a small cloud of euphoric cloud breath weapon out thru its nostrils. The vapor settles slowly among the crowd*
You'll watch with glee
While your kings and queens
Fight for ten decades
For the town you made
You shout it out,
"Who saved the Thel Dinge?"
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
But I am just a troubadour
Surviving in this game
Here to serve you
Children of the Thane, oh yeah
We're here helping you
Our goals they are the same, oh yeah.......
............
After the set his sisters serve more drinks. Watering down the last bottle. Following that bartenders maxim "People want to have fun. Not get drunk" No matter what their idiot brother might think.
Mary: Won't he notice?
Jaime: When is the last time our idiot brother got his own bottle out of his stash? Just remember to say "Yolo we have been telling you for weeks you were almost out", You know he is too brain addled to remember anyways.
Mary: Alright. I'd be good for him to dry out for a bit anyways. I will remember him when I pray. Maybe he won't be such a pain in the ruffles this time. He gets so grumpy when he is getting sober.
Jaime: Yes, you do that. Pray but don't expect it to help much.
Mary: I don't know you might be surprised
Yolo's sisters set up the room and serve the feast along with some wine for all who want some. Than placing the last bottle aside bring two conga drums out onto the stage. They straighten their appearance and begin to play.
Top tu ta ta ta ta ta
Top tu ta ta ta ta ta
*Yolo prances out onto the stage like young horse learning how to use its legs.*
Please allow me to introduce ourselves
We are children of the Thane
Yes we know it's been a long hard year
Now we've come to restore your faith
You were round when goblins raged
Had your moment of doubt and pain
We made sure the goblins
Where gone then we fixed the walls and the gates
Here to serve you
Children of the Thane
We're here helping you
Our goals they are the same
We docked around a week or so
When we heard it was time for the Thange
Killed the worgs and their riders
All the goblins screamed in vain
We got tanks *Yolo points at Rex Hunn*
and scouts that flank *Yolo points at Malekith D'Kurse*
When the blizzard ends
you'll have us to thank
Here to serve you
Children of the Thane, oh yeah
We're here helping you
Our goals they are the same, oh yeah
*his dragonette familiar flits among the rafters occasionally letting a small cloud of euphoric cloud breath weapon out thru its nostrils. The vapor settles slowly among the crowd*
You'll watch with glee
While your kings and queens
Fight for ten decades
For the town you made
You shout it out,
"Who saved the Thel Dinge?"
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
But I am just a troubadour
Surviving in this game
Here to serve you
Children of the Thane, oh yeah
We're here helping you
Our goals they are the same, oh yeah.......
............
After the set his sisters serve more drinks. Watering down the last bottle. Following that bartenders maxim "People want to have fun. Not get drunk" No matter what their idiot brother might think.